I watched a bit of the kick-off to the annual MLB All Star events last night – the Home Run Derby contest. Here’s my take:
Man these guys and their dongs. (In case you’re wondering, a “dong” is a ball that gets hit out of the park. Apparently some genious on ESPN SportsCenter, or of that ilk, decided the word “dong” belonged in the world of sport, not just in the world of porn.)
Who won the dong hitting contest? I didn’t stay to watch, but according to www.mlb.com, Vladimir Guerrero bested all other Major League Baseball slugging stars when it came to hitting dongs this year during the big dong-fest (yeah, I’m now just trying to see how many times I can weave in the word dong into my sentences). Boys and their bats, I tell ya.