The Reps dove in the grave not with one toe, but head first. Christopher Buckley says the party is dead in this blog post (click here).
Buckley also shares this fantastic joke:
Question: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.
Let it be known I like martinis and I don’t care if a Republican mixes them for me – as long as they’re dirty and come complete with three olives.